Three Little Dancers.AVI

"Moses Supposes" can be alot of fun -- here's an idea for a great aerobic workout!

"Cold enough for ya?"

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING.  65 above zero: Arizonians turn on the heat. People in Upstate New York plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Upstate New York sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York city landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Upstate New York have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Upstate New Yorkers close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Upstate New York let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Upstate New Yorkers get upset because they can't start the snow-mobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Upstate New York start saying...'cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Upstate New York public schools will open 2 hours late

Christmas Morning

The chain-saw incident...

A Saturday in September

We were blessed with beautiful weather this weekend, and I was blessed with some time with Anna, Samuel and Elisia.

Happy Birthday Matt!!

Just took a little trip into the not-so-distant past --- was it really THAT long ago?

Samuel's Third Birthday Party

Surfer Grandma

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED  GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've  searched through the recycle bin 
And  files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves   
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative, 
Not a thing was found 'online.'   

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Past e' her
And send her back to me. 

 

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and ..                

learned to use the Computer.....
They are the greatest!!!   

 

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing .
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

Just for Fun

http://www.toonfever.com/toon.jpg
To begin the week with a cartoon, to help bring a smile.....God bless you today!

Just for a Smile....

 

Remember...

Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.

 ...If it weren't for STRESS
I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan...

Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some, like me, just don't have any film.

Dogs Have Owners ~ Cats Have Staff

If the shoe fits... buy a pair in every color.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian.

Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

 

Bills travel through the mail...

at twice the speed of checks.

 

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Men are from earth.

Women are from earth.

Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

 

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years
and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing.

It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

I've tried!!

Have A Wonderful Day!

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Cherish each day -- it's God's gift to us.
His compassions fail not, they are new every morning; great is Your faithfulness. Lamentations 3:22-23

Smile, It's Friday! :-)

I received this by email today, and it made me smile.

Thanks, Dawn! Hope you enjoy it too...

 

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. During lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuat ion

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ........ Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile