Saturday, January 30, 2010

"Cold enough for ya?"

                                                                                         
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. 

65 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Upstate New York plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Upstate New York sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York city landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Upstate New York have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Upstate New Yorkers close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Upstate New York let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Upstate New Yorkers get upset because they can't start the snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Upstate New York start saying...'cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Upstate New York public schools will open 2 hours late

Sunday, January 3, 2010

New Year's Day 2010


She loves a party!

It was such a blessing to get together with family at Laura and Michael's home in Maplecrest at the dawn of a new year.

Christmas Morning




The chain-saw incident...

Saturday, January 2, 2010

GOD IS SO GOOD

The Table Cloth

The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned 

to their first ministry, to reopen a church 

in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October 

excited about their opportunities. When they saw 

their church, it was very run down and needed 

much work. They set a goal to have everything 

done in time to have their first service


On Christmas Eve. 



T
hey worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, 

painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead

Of schedule and just about finished.

On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving 

rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days.
 



O
 n the 21st, the pastor went over to the church.. 

His heart sank when he saw that the roof had

leaked, causing a large area of plaster about

20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the 

sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about 

head high.



T
he pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, 

and not knowing what else to do but postpone
 


the Christmas Eve service, headed home. 

On the way he noticed that a local business was
 

having a flea market type sale for charity so he 

stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful,
 

handmade, ivory colored, crocheted tablecloth
 

with exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross 

embroidered right in the center. It was just 

the right size to cover up the hole in the front
 

wall. He bought it and headed back to the church.
 

B
y this time it had started to snow. An older 

woman running from the opposite direction was 

trying to catch the bus.. She missed it. The pastor 

invited her to wait in the warm church for 

the next bus 45 minutes later. 




She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor 

while he got a ladder, hangers, etc., to put 

up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry. The pastor 

could hardly believe how beautiful it looked and 

it covered up the entire problem area. 


T
hen he noticed the woman walking down the center

aisle. Her face was like a sheet. 'Pastor,'

she asked, 'where did you get that tablecloth?'

The pastor explained. The woman asked him to check 

the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG were crocheted into 

it there. They were. These were the initials of the woman, and she had
 


made this tablecloth 35 years before, in  Austria
 

T
he woman could hardly believe it as the pastor 

told how he had just gotten the Tablecloth. The 

woman explained that before the war she and 

her husband were well-to-do people in Austria . 

When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave. 

Her husband was going to follow her the next week. 

He was captured, sent to prison and never saw her 

husband or her home again. 


T
he pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth; 

but she made the pastor keep it for the church.

The pastor insisted on driving her home, that

was the least he could do.. She lived on the other

side of Staten Island and was only in  Brooklyn  

for the day for a housecleaning job.
 


W
hat a wonderful service they had on Christmas 

Eve. The church was almost full. The music and the
 

spirit were great. At the end of the service, the 

pastor and his wife greeted everyone at the door
 

and many said that they would return.
 

One older man, whom the pastor recognized
 

from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the 

pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he
 

wasn't leaving.
 

T
he man asked him where he got the tablecloth on 

the front wall because it was identical to one 

that his wife had made years ago when 

they lived in Austria before the war and how 

could there be two tablecloths so much alike. 


H
e told the pastor how the Nazis came, how he 

forced his wife to flee for her safety and he was

supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and

put in a prison.. He never saw his wife or his home

again all the 35 years in between. 


T
he pastor asked him if he would allow him to 

take him for a little ride. They drove to Staten
 

Island
 and to the same house where the pastor 


had taken the woman three days earlier. 


H
e helped the man climb the three flights of

stairs to the woman's apartment, knocked on

the door and he saw the greatest Christmas

reunion he could ever imagine.
 


T
rue Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid 

Who says God does not work in mysterious ways... 

I asked the Lord to bless you as I prayed for 

you today, to guide you and protect you as you go 

along your way. His love is always with you, His
 

promises are true, and when we give Him all our
 

cares you know He will see us through.. 


S
o when the road you're traveling on seems 

difficult at best... Just remember I'm here 

praying and God will do the rest. Pass this on 

to those you want God to bless and don't forget 

to send it back to the one who asked God to bless 

you first.
 


W
hen there is nothing left but God, That is when 

you find out that God is all you need. Take 60

seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply

say the following small prayer for the person

who sent you this.
 



F
ather, God, bless all my friends and family in what 

ever it is that You know they may be needing this 

day! May their life be full of your peace,

prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a 

closer relationship with you. Amen.